Children Are Quick and Always Speak Their Minds

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TEACHER: Gloria, go to the map and find North America .
Gloria : Here it is.
TEACHER: Correct. Now class, who discovered America ?
CLASS: Gloria .
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TEACHER: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor?
JOHN: You told me to do it without using the tables.
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TEACHER: Christina , how do you spell 'crocodile?'
Christina: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L'
TEACHER: No, that's wrong
Christina : Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it.
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TEACHER: Benedicta; what is the chemical formula for water?
Benedicta: H I J K L M N O.
TEACHER: What are you talking about?
Bene: Yesterday you said it's H to O.
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TEACHER: Andrews, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago.
Andrews: Me!
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TEACHER: Davis, why do you always get so dirty?
Davis: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are.
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TEACHER: Millie, give me a sentence starting with ' I. '
Suzzy: I is...
TEACHER: No, Millie...... always say, 'I am.'
Suzzy: All right... 'I am the ninth letter of the alphabet'
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TEACHER: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Forman, do you know why his father didn't punish him?
Forman: Because George still had the axe in his hand......
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TEACHER: Now, Simon , tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating?
SIMON: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook.
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TEACHER: Jerry , your composition on 'My Dog' is exactly the same as your brother's.. Did you copy his?
Jerry : No sir, It's the same dog.
(I want to adopt this kid!!!)
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TEACHER: Kukuwaa, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?
Kukuwaa: A teacher
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PASS IT AROUND AND MAKE SOMEONE LAUGH!
LAUGHTER
IS THE SOUL'S MEDICINE!!....